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Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very simple reason.  They made no such demand upon those who wrote them.

Charles Caleb Colton

Jul 05
2010

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Tired of Ignorance?

 

 

Afraid Your Children Will Have the Same Fate as You?

 

 

 

Want to Learn How to Build That House?

 

 

 

How About a Shortcut Planning Next Year’s Planting?

 

 

 

Do You Want to Know What Your Government is All About?

 

 

 

What’s a King, Professor, or Priest Got That You Don’t Have?

 

 

 

Want a College Education in Two Months?

 

 

 

All You Need is an Education!

We Can Give it to You with Memory From Smart Pill

 

What is Memory?

Memories are the stuff of everyday life. It’s made up of what we see, smell, touch, taste, even think about. All of these are taken in to our heads to a little region in our brain called the hippocampus. It is here that memory is translated into a chemical. Yes, just as a computer takes what we give it and turns it to binary code, our brain turns our encounters into protein: The stuff of life. Protein that builds muscles and bones, brains and horns! That protein is analyzed, compared. “Is it like anything I‘ve known? Does it remind me of some smell that I’ve come across? Is it worth my time?”  Through those qualities, similarities and differences, that protein is judged to be worthy to stay. If it passes, that protein becomes permanent, the long term memory.

 

Why Smart Pill?

Smart Pill short cuts the process by bringing that memory right to the judgment. A technician will inject tiny nanoprobes into your bloodstream;  Don’t worry you won’t feel a thing!

Those nanoprobes follow the route that ends in the capillaries at your hippocampus. They settle themselves all around and then wait.  Back at your own home, you relax, play soothing music (a suggested list comes with the package). Try one of many delicious drinks, your favorite coffee, lemon balm (minimal dosage of recommended liquid listed). Now lay back, attach the headset and push return on the computer key board.

The nanoprobes open up and let out many microchips specially designed to adhere to brain tissue. These microchips then release their chemicals and your mind will be flooded with knowledge, a chemical reaction that will stimulate your neurons. Not all of them, but enough of the neurons for the First School. First school takes you through Elementary School. You can go on to The Second School; it'll take you through College.

Each fact finds its own way. You will be supplied with multiple views that explain the facts, more than enough for your mind to recognize and become familiar. You are required only to get a normal night’s sleep, return for five treatments, one every other day (practice the exercises provided via your email) then the process is complete.  After one month, it will be permanent.

Guaranteed!

 If after one month you are not satisfied, you are invited to return until the right parameters are found. We have four million satisfied customers, never needing more than two rounds of treatment. Smart Pill is for everyone! Butcher, Baker, Candlestickmaker! Take what is rightfully yours, what has been denied since the beginning of time—knowledge—free for the taking, right off the internet, the promise it was always meant to be. If you like it you can purchase many other packages.

 

 

 

 

 

Here are some testimonials of our satisfied customers. You’ll see. It’s simple, easy and a miracle! Following the testimonials is the complete database of facts that are downloaded in the First School and Second School.  Verified facts from Wikipedia  at  www.wikipedia.org. Certified facts present with nothing added by CFI: New England Computer Forensics Investigations 

 

“I loved it! Sat in my own home, and napped while I went to college!”

                                                            Ellen Drudge    Chicago

 

“I watched a football game! Now I understand how to calculate seed purchase and water allocation for next season. Thank you Smart Pill!”

                                                           John Plowright     Bangladesh

 

“I hate Needles, but Smart Pill was a breeze. I am now an Interior Designer. I recommend this to everybody.”

                                                           Jane Doe       New York

 

“Now I Comprehend What I Need from My Government, and It’s Not What These Idiots    Offer! Thanks, Smart Pill.”

                                                           Josh Lincoln      Kenya

 

“I got my first job that pays over $10/month, and I am up for a promotion.”

                                                           Jo Blo       South Africa

 

Finally left my wife-beating husband and opened my own flower shop. Best decision of my life.”

                                                           Mary Kay       Philidelphia

 

 

“After having my baby, I thought I’d never amount to anything. I now have a college degree and I’m on birth control. Thanks, Smart Pill.”

                                                          Teena Jones        Los Angeles

 

 

 

 

 

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